Georgia man firebombs a Taco Bell because there...
iheartchaos: Because honestly, that’s the right way to handle things, because just dealing with it and getting on with your life is just way too hard. It’s much better to just set the fucking place on fire, ensuring you’re going to go to jail where there are no chalupas at all. Read More
Texas man beats woman with frozen armadillo
iheartchaos: There are stories that are definitely “Only in Florida” things, but this one is an “Only in Texas” piece of police blotter— a man in Dallas is on the run after beating a woman with a frozen armadillo. Read More